guys just never get it, art major girls and science/engineer girls are different. i sorta want to address this before i leave for nashville.
Prove: science/engineer girls != art major girls (PS, != means not equal)
Solution:
Case 1: one day, one of our friend W went to tian's place, just drop by and chat for a little bit, as he always does. and he saw this "probability and statistics for engineers" book on the desk. tian is computer science major and this is one of her required math class. so he start saying, "oh this class is so easy, blah blah blah." that statement just made tian unhappy.
Case 2: there was this guy...well, he was after me, but anyway, once we were chatting on msn, and i said i was programming and it gave me headache. then he replied, "oh, that's easy, i can tell you how to do it." i mean, i might have been CS major in undergraduate, but he's a business major in grad. school, plus, i didn't ask him for any help!
There are many other cases, but these two are just typical.
Result: guys, we science/engineer girls are different, maybe when you showed up in front of a art major girl and show how good you are at math or programming or physicis or whatever, they might be worshiping you and think you are so smart, but we? no! we would think you are so arrogant and trying to pretend you are smart. yeah, so if you are trying get a girl friend, you better do some research before you apply to her. 'cuz she's just gonna hate you more if she's a science/engineer girl and you trying to show that you are better than her.
Therefore: science/engineer major girls != art major girls
男生们,请注意听了,我说在这里是为了帮你们弄清楚一件事,而不是指责你们,就在我去NASHVILLE前说清楚好了。
证明:理工科女生 != 文科女生 (!= 是不等于)
解:
例一:某天一朋友到TIAN的公寓串门,看见了她桌上的那本工程统计书,TIAN是电脑系的,不过却被要求选这节课,无论如何,这男生看到后,脱口就说:“啊,这个很简单的,如何如何如何……”听了这话,TIAN非常不爽,当场脑门上就有“#”状青筋。
例二:以前曾有个男生追我……唔,这段不说也罢,总之当时还在网上聊天,我说我在写什么什么程序,然后他丝毫不犹豫地就回答,“哦,这个简单。”但是我真是不知道回什么好,但表情也是“#”状的,怒。或许他本科读的是电脑,不过他研究生却是商学院读的,但无论如何,当时就是觉得超级不爽,况且我只说我在干什么,又没要他帮忙。
工程系里的男生其实还好,不过听TIAN说,电脑系里常有主动问女生是否需要帮忙的男生,真受不了!所以其他还有好多类似的例子,以上两个是比较典型的。
结论:男生们,别把我们理工科女生和文科女生相提并论,或许你们在她们面前显示自己数学或其他理工科很好,她们会崇拜你们,说你厉害,甚至爱上你们,但是我们是不同的,我们只会觉得更加不爽,然后在脑中暴打你们千万次。所以如果要追某个女生的话,建议先调查一下,否则会吃苦果的是你们,这个,或许属于理工科女生的尊严吧……
总之:理工科女生 != 文科女生
如果喜欢笨笨的,会崇拜自己的女生,建议到文科系去找。啊,当然,也不是所有文科女生都会这样,总之,大部分情况下是这样的,自己斟酌吧!以上。
2007-02-02
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